Floyd The Barber

Nirvana
Floyd The Barber

Bell on a door ring, Come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down (in the) chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shaved

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's snot

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shave
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